Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down

i should not have read this book. it wasn't written for me.

to be fair, the author pretty blatantly states that this book is written for “dudes.” i would contract that criteria to, “dudes that are into mixed martial arts and more specifically are forrest griffin fan boys.” because really, it's just a vehicle for a fairly intelligent but probably a little brain damaged guy, and his friends, to share things he thinks, not at all limited to the apocalypse. and that's ok. i just should have listened to him on the first couple of pages instead plowing through 450,000 euphemisms for sex. (seriously, if you wanted to make a venn diagram of subjects in this book, it would have to be 10 ft. in diameter to even see the tiny sliver that represents “not a euphemism for sex or sexual organs.”)

so yeah....sometimes i make poor choices.