Barbarian Box Set

3 out of 5 smurf babies ⭐️

Wtf happened to the other women? Are the three of them just gonna live there and the rest of the blueberries will remain mateless?

Characters:

(Book One)
✿ Avery
- killer of dinosaurs (via unlimited luck)
- will rename you if you're a blueberry alien (a very bad name though)
✿ Turic
- has no boundaries, will announce it before he eats your coochie
- will murder a robot for his beloved

(Book Two)
✿ Rolanda Vogel
- MMA fighter; self-appointed captain of the ship
- will stab your hand with an arrow if you don't back up
- stupid enough to go with a sexist creep whose name is literally “Creepe”
✿ Cookie Monster
- formerly known as “Pontuck”
- respects every life but will end you if you touch his babe
- should have been named as “Cock Monster” though LOL

(Book Three)
✿ Mandy
- smoker; can control fire (false)
- got into a bad acid trip that ended in an alien massacre
✿ Straykeer
- dual sword fighter
- can equip you like a backpack while naruto-running away from spaceships