Napoleon

may not be my favorite Poirot, but it's the closest to my heart.

3.75
Slow first half (and too many historical names and characters), killer second half, I think I would've enjoyed this more if i were British, but that's a worse fate than that of the princes in the tower.

My soul is so full of this book, it resonates with my desires and my regrets and, perhaps most importantly, my futile need for contact. My Solaris.

98 years after this novel was written, i finally find out who murdered good old roger.

This book is $25 on Amazon, and all it does is edge you with the idea of this slight edge, which boils down to “small steps everyday”. that's literally it. I haven't paid for this book and i want a refund. I hate this book so much, give me my time back. i hate it i hate it i hate it FUCK YOUUUUUUUU JEFF OLSON STOP SLIGHTLY EDGING ME WITH YOUR MEDIOCRE WRITING STYLE.