kara

if carmilla sucks my blood do NOT drive a stake through her heart. she caught ME slipping. that is on ME.

john... stories can end happily, you know... just a little tip...

fighting for my life while reading this it was so convoluted and for what

all i can say is that those names were MENTAL

well damn now i've gotta try them myself

this book is so insane (except i'm not literate enough to understand shakespeare)

simultaneously the funniest and most horrific thing i've read