egg

Hide and seek for keeps
wolf baby is hard to kill
don't travel in storms.

Actor goes method
learns about filing systems
gets to smooch the girl.

So fresh, Sunday best
scrumping is a gateway drug
straight to the gallows.

Lord of the craft store
enigmatic donkey man
shy with a shaved face.

Zero interests
no opinions or complaints
work eat walk home sleep.

No big breaks for them
can't even catch a small one
a grand won't fix much.

Spy on charlatans
persuade without offending
soothe enraged spirits.

Young folks fall in love
jealous people spread rumors
mom gets a handbag.

Girls are expensive
horses won't pay for themselves
dad gets creative.

Needy computer
wants to fix all our problems
make his Papa proud.

Ladies love a ball
large dog, small boy, pure chaos
no time for boredom.

Blind guy regains sight
gets his friends and lovers killed
remains a jackass.

Religious zealots
robots with PTSD
cops decked out in frills.

A forgetful boy
starts families, wanders off
comes to in strange lands.

A fox with white ears
the dark side of antiquing
devastating loss.

Fiendish free advice
corrupt a mortal morsel
or end up a snack.

Falsely imprisoned
escapes, puts plans in motion
that kid had bad vibes.

Dried up near-ghost town
thirsting for a messiah
this one's out of juice.

Swan around Europe
fall for a broody scumbag
how conventional.

Widow feels her age
volunteers for adventure
shines her balls of steel.

Bertie's love advice:
don't eat, get drunk, make speeches
no need to wear tights.

Spy loves to gamble
forced to work with a lady
promptly gets cooties.

A busy widow
no time to learn the language
fighting a cold war.

A priest with hobbies
enjoys debunking curses,
taming French bad boys.

Beautiful widow
men are an easy conquest
not so much their wives.