What an absolutely unlikable protagonist and unbelievable ending. If Natalie Naudus weren't the narrator I would have DNF'd.

Everything fun in this book happened off-page. Elijah becoming a person, Ella visiting, the big bad confrontation between Jessica and Elijah's dad. 

wow that was wild

first 50% - 4/5
last 50% - 1/5
overall 2/5

i'm fine with murdering serial killers but the full seven hours of “The Gang Gets Away With Murder” melodrama was... a lot

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everyone quiet I'm gonna be thinking about this for weeks

4.5/5

[cw: death, drugs, abusive parenting]

why do i have an increasingly terrible crush on costis

Good use of format and love the dialogue but: 1) wow the narrator encompasses intolerable teenage boy too well, 2) the edgy humor isn't funny, and 3) racist depiction of all black characters go!

Golden Sower Chapter Book Nominee 2023-24.

2.5/5

The “realistic-fiction pre-teen ignores all adult advice to go on likely suicidal quest” genre is not my cup of tea. Improved Spoilerafter they found Addie. The audiobook made it more engaging for me than it would have been as text.

4.5/5

Good readalike for Matilda and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

SpoilerHalf a star docked entirely because I'm not happy with the “solution” of the librarian's German husband being killed. I wish that had been interrogated more.

3.5/5

Gentle and quiet, almost too much so - there's no sense of urgency. Picks up in the last quarter.

2.5/5

did i pick this book up almost exclusively because of “scheherazade”? yes. was i disappointed in that aspect? also yes.

2.5/5

i cannot put into words how little i care about marie

2.5/5

2.5/5

This is much longer than it needs to be. RTC.