Iggy
nothing screams female empowerment like rape and forced pregnancy
liked altha's story the most i hope she and grace got together in the end
kate was too stupid for me to handle so i just started to skip her
violet made me sad as fuck but im so glad she had her brother
why the fuck was there so much rape and pregnancy in this book?? wtb witchy book without pregnancy. it doesnt exist
well that was bad the books are super fast paced and somehow enjoyable to read, but not good in any way shape or formit was so fucking cringe 80% of the time :cringe:jacks is so fucking edgy he actually surpassed me when i was 13also again with that immortal hundreds of year old grown man somehow falls in love with a child, a 17 year old girl. lol yippie (thats a crime) also i love the fact that garber just forgor about all the side charas. is lala going to get with castor? who knows. what happened to lucien? who knows. what happened to marisol? who knows. why the fuck was the 17 year old able to kiss the grown man without dying? who fuckin knows it also felt like 20% of the book was eve remembering shit. give a brief summary of what she remembered, dont completely copy paste what happened in previous books... it just bloats
effy's character is written so fuckin bad and annoying ngl
the ending dragged to hell, there was no need for that extra 50 pages of explanation we didnt need that. ive never been so impatient for a book to just end.
what the hell was the sex scene? so unnecessary, not to mention they literally have a psychopath trying to kill them + a world altering storm happening + fmc almost dying of hypothermia. its giving “its only love if you have sex”
the fairy king and angharad did not need to actually exist, it was really strange and unnecessary to have them be real, and wouldve been better for them to be “fake”, especially because the fairy king dies in 2 fucking seconds
also, that random boy that asks for her number just, disappears lol? what was the point of his existence?
dont get me started on the romance... these motherfuckers are saying “i love you” 1 week into knowing each other... bruh. some things just DONT need to be a romance. you'll live. i promise.
i did really like the atmosphere but that was about it.
it was aight. lots of nonsense and dogwater immature humour. haha funny dick fuks name haha funny drunk man naked in a bush lol so hilarious. sometimes the writing reminded me of my writings from when i was 12 and im not trying to be a cunt but im serious. it had the humour of my 12 year old self so maybe i wouldve liked this then lol
Aggressively man written. “Huge bosoms” mentioned, no joke, about 5 times in the first 100 pages. I stopped counting after that
NO PLOT whatsoever. I dnf around page 200 when there still wasn't any plot and more strange sexism against the women characters. I started skimming the book and came across a line that said “the thick plottens” so I guess this book was a really shitty comedy? I dont know. Hot garbage. Wouldn't recommend.
i cunt about instalove all the time but wow... why is it in this book? warner sees marie once and somehow loves her? literally never talks to her... just sees her. oh wow i love her. what?
i would like to pretend it was more of a realisation of seeing a blind girl and being like wow these are the people im killing? and he starts to think it over. but thats not what the book says. characters IN the book literally are like “i think he was in love with a girl” like... ok. also oppressor falling in “love” with the oppressed is weird. stop doing it
for a book thats “ten years in the writing” the writing was kind of dog water. sorry. why did i need to do that that one guy has weird bumps on his dick. what the fuck? ok. well. over hyped
more unnecessary romance but its alix e harrow shes good at that
i really liked the house though. its like a friendly haunted house which was cool. i enjoyed the monsters and i feel bad for that girl whose name i cant remember and its not mentioned in the description. i mean jesus fuck. i want a story about HER not these fucking horny teenagers opal and arthur. i LIKED arthur too til it turns out he was just ordinary guy
i enjoyed this book besides the insta love that appeared in the middle of the book that fucked me sideways
i mean seriously, ezia's ENTIRE existance is to be a way for jean to fuck i guess
remove her from the book and NOTHING changes ..
scott trying to convince us they are in love... no lol theyve known each other for barely a month
authors need to desperately learn the difference between love and lust because im tired of yall writing this garbage
otherwise it was enjoyable. i know i'll probably be disappointed when sabetha finally shows up. actually i kinda hope they will learn she died 9 years ago lol shortly after she left them. otherwise it will prob just be more unnecessary romance i dont care about with a character ive learned nothing about (except shes hot? i guess?) shoe horned in the last book. oh well. lets find out.
also yes the filler is fucking insane in this book. i think it couldve been 100 - 200 pages shorter. im not kidding, theres that much filler. all the pirate lingo that nobody needs to know (and turned out to be completely useless anyway... we learned that with the MC's for NO REASON..) extremely long scenes that lead to nothing... the amount of pages i just plain skipped lol
another great book completely annihilated by shitty romance that doesnt make any fucking sense
someone tell me why the lgbtq+ tag is on this again.... i literally read it for the gay, the the male main charas that couldve been gay, his boy turns out to be the bad guy
and the girl is VAGUELY mentioned to be bisexual. literally any lgbtq is in the side charas we dont care about. another author that felt like she needed diversity bc its 2023. sigh.
for the first time in my history of reading books, for me the ONLY interesting perspective was the child loll and her god. they were great. id prefer the book if it was just them.