Iggy

what the fuck was that LOL the scariest scenes in this book were the "sex" scenes (or when it was mentioned skull emoji

also multiple cases of male author moments lol

this duology SLAPS

im sad now

i enjoyed this book besides the insta love that appeared in the middle of the book that fucked me sideways
i mean seriously, ezia's ENTIRE existance is to be a way for jean to fuck i guess
remove her from the book and NOTHING changes ..
scott trying to convince us they are in love... no lol theyve known each other for barely a month
authors need to desperately learn the difference between love and lust because im tired of yall writing this garbage
otherwise it was enjoyable. i know i'll probably be disappointed when sabetha finally shows up. actually i kinda hope they will learn she died 9 years ago lol shortly after she left them. otherwise it will prob just be more  unnecessary romance i dont care about with a character ive learned nothing about (except shes hot? i guess?) shoe horned in the last book. oh well. lets find out.
also yes the filler is fucking insane in this book. i think it couldve been 100 - 200 pages shorter. im not kidding, theres that much filler. all the pirate lingo that nobody needs to know (and turned out to be completely useless anyway... we learned that with the MC's for NO REASON..) extremely long scenes that lead to nothing... the amount of pages i just plain skipped lol

extreme middle book syndrome. boring nothing until the last 20 pages when the darkling who ive nicknamed the fuckling (derogitory) finally invaded the castle or wtv
ngl alina and mal , extremely tedious and dull to read all that fuckin back and forth waaa u dont love me u love the other hot guy/girl like oh my lord have mercy shut the fuck up
i cant even say anything else like this shit was just     so nothing that im p sure my eyes started glazing over while reading laymao
music listened to: Mini Game - Ocarina of TIme
time taken to read: 4:42:03 !