Your movie sucks

It can be hard to keep up energy when reading through a bunch of reviews, and so I'd actually recommend this more as a bathroom reading - something you can just dip into from time to time. That said, I read it cover to cover and it did:
(1) get me perversely interested in several of these terrible, early-/mid-2000s films, and
(2) make me laugh, even when I was down/seemingly un-laugh-capable.

Two choice quotes that caused me to lol:

On A Lot Like Love: To call “A Lot like Love” dead in the water is an insult to water.

On Freddy Got Fingered: This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

HA! So good.