What Big Teeth

I knew this had mixed reviews going in so I wasn't really surprised when I found that I was on the “not liking it side”. What I didn't know was how much on that side I was. I only read until about 30% when I finally couldn't take it anymore and called it quits. I also ranted to a friend about it – which is always fun to do. I understood absolutely nothing of this book. There was no character motivation for anyone, no one had any personality. I couldn't see anyone improving at all which is also why I chose not to carry on. I can't stand reading a book if there's no character development of any type.

There's also nothing in this book that made sense. Eleanor hasn't seen or heard from/spoken to her family in eight years but she's just gonna magically go back home because she had an incident at the school. Then she complains about how her family's treating her – like yeah that'll happen when you never see each other but also then she keeps trying to play by their rules, tries to placate them. Why do all of that when they make it perfectly clear that they don't like you?

Absolutely NO ONE in the book is interesting or redeemable and I would rather jump off a cliff than be in the same room as ANY of them. Eleanor's mom was the only remotely interesting character and all we know is that she's in a bathtub. I don't think we're even told what type of supernatural creature she is – which is a shame because then I would be a bit more interested.

I found it very funny (in a bad way that made me not like her – Eleanor – even further) is that Eleanor's grandmother dies, right? And in a really terrible written way too. And she tells her not to invite anyone who isn't family to the house. So, of course... what Eleanor does next is that she invites basically the entire town to the funeral. At the house that the grandmother doesn't want any non-family members to be there. Admittedly, I didn't read far enough to get to the actual funeral, but I knew it from others' reviews.

I found it hilarious that Luma, her older sister (about 20 or so reviews have said), was her older sister because I first thought she was about 12/13 – because she acted like that age. I have no idea if she ever went to school with other kids and thus got that type of interaction. I'm not so bothered by characters acting younger or older than they really are but there's a difference between that and me thinking that a 20 year old was 13.

I think the absolute WORST character is Arthur. He's said to be middle-aged, bald, and I don't even know if he's actually conventionally attractive (not that that's all important) but literally EVERYONE in the family – from the grandparents to the TEENAGERS – Eleanor whom is said to be 16?? – is utterly infatuated with him. There's a huge spoiler about him that I won't say here but uhh he is not what he appears – either at face value or chronologically and that's all I'll say. Every time I had to see him on the page I wanted to physically recoil because he was the absolute worst.

I mentioned Luma not acting like her age and Rhys also never acted like his age? He's in college so I'm guessing about 20. I could not for the life of me imagine he's that age. Everyone acted like he was this amazing person and super super cool guy and you have me in the corner there's me in the corner side-eyeing this entire family because why on earth would you want to give a lot of responsibilities to THIS guy – it made entirely no sense whatsoever.

The bit of the plot I experienced was... well, quite an experience! I don't think even if I liked the characters I could stomach the plot, or vice versa. Honestly I'm amazed that I managed to get to 30% and kept wanting to read other books in January. And that, my friends, is why it's totally okay to marks books you aren't enjoying as “will/did not finish”.