Trust the Plan

I already knew that our country was going to Hell in a handbasket, but after reading this book I realize that the lunatics are truly running the asylum. Moral of the story: when you feel like you're not getting the life you deserve, blame it on a shadowy cabal of child sexual abuser Democrats and other liberal elite who force their victims to live in underground tunnels, and harvest the “adrenochrome” the children's bodies produce when terrorized to stay young. It's easier to believe that than the fact that capitalism has screwed us all.