The Lies of Locke Lamora

The Lies of Locke Lamora

2006 • 745 pages

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Audiobook: 9/10

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table. . . . The others began to jeer.“Liar!” they chorused“I only steal because this wicked world won't let me work an honest trade!” Calo cried, hoisting his own glass.“LIAR!”“I only steal,” said Jean, “because I've temporarily fallen in with bad company.”“LIAR!”At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it's heaps of fucking fun!”“BASTARD!”








“I'm not going to kill you,” said Locke. “I'm going to play a little game I like to call ‘Scream in pain until you answer my fucking questions.'”




“We're a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don't believe in hard work when a false face and a good line of bullshit can do so much more.”






June 20, 2019