The Heroic Mr Darcy's Bad Manners

Mr Darcy has one job: To find the lady who bewitched him at the masquerade. Unfortunately, he is clueless to the fact that the masked Queen Elizabeth and Miss Elizabeth are one and the same, which naturally leads him to put his foot in his mouth—repeatedly—until nothing but the consumption of an unrivalled amount of humble pie will redeem him.

Mr Darcy is given ample opportunity to pitch his woo when Mr Bennet enters London society as a peer of the realm, but Lord Matlock is furious, and an old family feud ignites rumours of a most serious nature. Mr Bennet certainly has a valid reason to hate town…

The Heroic Mr Darcy’s Bad Manners is a low angst, chaste novel but for kisses, ogling, and skinny-dipping, where Elizabeth falls head over heels in love and the Bennets are of elevated rank.