The Doors of Eden

WHAT?? WHAT?? The other day I was looking for a film to watch, I skimmed the channels and ended up at the Syfi channel where a man was being chased through the snow by another man dressed in a rubber shark costume. The man in the rubber shark costume was being controlled by an evil genius (played by a lesser known Kardashian) who was a war with a tribe of tech savvy lobsters (played by former members of NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys). In the end, the world was saved by a flying wood louse and a talking blancmange.

This book is 10 times madder than that.

A heady mix of..

PRIMEVAL, DR WHO, SPOOKS and .............. FRIENDS??