The Dark Lord Filed a Complaint about Me

A Satirical Fantasy Comedy He turned a Dark Lord's speech into a squeaky remix-and now he's being sued for it. Simon Thistle was a legendary hero¿ if you define "hero" as someone who exploits game mechanics, taunts villains mid-monologue, and treats every dungeon like a speedrun. But after one humiliation too many, Dark Lord Xylozhar files an official HR complaint-and wins. Now stripped of his powers and stuck in corporate-mandated sensitivity training, Simon must face the ultimate quest: empathy. To reclaim his title, he'll need to survive villain mediation sessions, bureaucratic soul-crushing, and the painful realization that maybe-just maybe-he's kind of the problem. Perfect for fans of Discworld, The Good Place, and anyone who's ever tea-bagged a boss fight. Read now before your hero license expires.