Sweetbitter

The huge overload of positive gushy blurbs on back cover really should have been my clue that this one would be massively boring and poorly written. (A book that's actually well written and interesting just does not need that many blurbs swearing it's great in order to lure readers.)

Reading this was as painful as mowing a large lawn in the height of a South Florida summer with blisters all over every inch of your feet and hands. I didn't care about any character on any page. Didn't seem like the author did, either. I wish negative stars were an option.