Simply Scarlet

An insult to the kink it attempts to illustrate. Poorly written, reads like a clunky porno script. Also, please tell me who finds “brown eye” a sexy way to describe the butt hole or “vertical grin” anything more than a goofy urban dictionary name for a vagina? I was tempted to finish it to see how ridiculous it could become, but couldn't bring myself to waste time on this when I could be reading something worthwhile.