Nine Month Contract

Apparently Controversial. Fucking Hilarious. Near-Perfect (If Unusual) Romcom. I picked up this book specifically because I agreed to work its sequel (Seven Year Itch) as a blog tour... before realizing that book was a sequel. When I found out, I knew I needed to read this book first.

Now, upfront, I've read a LOT of books over the years that some will find disgusting or *well* against their moral philosophies for various reasons and rated most all of them fairly highly - 4 or 5 stars in every case I'm thinking of at the moment. Those have ranged from a look at sexual ethics through the eyes of a hyper conservative American Evangelical Christian lens all the way to a MM romance series that openly involved (adult) baby/ diaper kink. I'm *also* a guy who was introduced to porn because his Pastor, who would later become a President of the Georgia Baptist Convention, once spoke against videoing not only a baby's birth, "but also its conception". As a young and sheltered teenage boy who was very scientifically curious... I had to find those videos. (Here's a tip, Pastors: *Never do this in a mixed congregation.*)

Thus, coming into a book involving a degree of breeding kink was nothing particularly shocking for me. (If it is for you, you *really* don't want to go into some of the Omegaverse type stuff. Seriously, just forget you ever even heard that word.) Yes, the entire setup is rather unusual - the book goes through great pains to explore that exact facet of the relationship, and indeed much of the drama in this romcom is specifically due to the unusual nature of how our male and female leads meet and begin to interact.

Instead, most everything I've seen anyone complaining about in previous reviews of this book are largely played either for comedy or for enhancing the tension and drama, and both sides of this romantic comedy work quite well in their separate lanes, and indeed come together to make one of the more stand-out and interesting romcoms I've read in quite some time. Again, it won't be for everyone, for varying reasons. But for those that can allow your brains to accept this tale for just a few hours, you're going to come away with one of the more memorable romance tales I've read in literally years. Here, I speak as a man who reads on average 200 books per year across nearly all (non swords and sorcery fantasy) genres.

Even the standard inclusion of who the next couple in the series will be is done well by including them when it makes sense in *this* story, but not having them dominate the screen in their scenes the way I've seen others do over the years.

Spice level wise... y'all, breeding kink is a major thing here. Thus, the spice level is pretty well ghost pepper/ damn near erotica level at times, but with the main focus of the book being on the actual story. But when it goes to sex scenes... not only does it not fade to black, it gets into a lot of stuff that will make a lot of people fairly squeamish, and not always in good ways. So yet again, be prepared for this, and if this isn't really your thing... this book likely won't be for you, and that is perfectly ok.

Truly an unconventional and thus memorable romcom, but again, it won't be for everyone. *And that is perfectly ok.*

Very much recommended.

• Smalltown romance
  - Grumpy x sunshine
  - Age gap
  - Surrogacy
  - Single Dad Wannabe
  - Possessive MMC
  - Curvy FMC
  - Lucky # 13
  - Family Dynamic
  - Fletcher Mountain
  - Slow Burn
  - Farm Animals
  - Found Family