My Roommate Is a Vampire

4 out of 5 fruit-inducing anxiety ⭐️

Characters
✿ Cassie Greenberg (32)
- human art teacher (sometimes)
- makes art with oil paint and trash
- loves kumquats and cat videos
- superpower: can teach a 300y/o how to use the internet
- weakness: seeing a vampire drink blood (except for sexy times, of course)
✿ Frederick J. Fitzwilliam (321)
- vampire
- recently woke up from a coma
- hates food photos
- will memorize Taylor Swift's wikipedia page as a conversation starter
- superpower: conjures fruits when nervous
- weakness: modern day things & not knowing how to close tabs when googling about kissing

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