My Heart Is a Chainsaw

This was just horrible. I cannot possibly have read the same book that other people have read with all the five stars. They must be fake reviews.

If this wasn't for a buddy read, I would have dnf'd within the first few chapters. All this endless monologue, overload of slasher facts, and just boring monotony made my brain hurt.

I was so excited for this one too. This was one of my main reads for October last year because of how scary and thrilling it supposedly was. There is nothing scary, or thrilling about this book. Instead it's 90% of seemingly neverending inner monologue.

Even the “gore” had me yawning. Definitely not one I would ever recommend. I'm glad other readers enjoyed this one, but for me this was over-hyped and disappointing.