Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore

A better version of Ready Player One, in that, the author lacked the imagination to make this longer, his liberal use of deus ex machina enabled us to skip through what would undoubtedly be more wretched misrepresentations of modern tech life or even worse, manic pixie dream girl romance.

special edition ad hominem attack: the author's wife is an artisan olive oil miller.