Mistlehoe

1.5 rounded up.

I am embarrassed this is on my Goodreads. I've never seen so many fetishes put into one book. It wasn't a contemporary romance, it was erotica.

The story would have been sort of good, if there was more of it, but we didn't get enough of that, because we were too busy trying to see how many sex acts we could get in the book.

The corny puns/plays on words were too much. We had sexy acts like “White Christmas” and a “Dirty Santa”. There was pregnancy kinks, group sex... Cringey nicknames. (Some were good, most were cringe)

That said, I didn't DNF and read in one day, but I wouldn't recommend. Lol