Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Jim Benton

2004 • 120 pages

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Average rating3.7

Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

"Dear Dumb Diary,
I got another poem today from You-Know-Who
'She is the fairest blossom, true,
She blooms in any weather.
But I must love her from afar.
We'll never be together.'

Signed,
M.P.

Can you believe the pain he's in? His suffering? The crushing heartache he endures every time he sees me? Gosh, it just makes me so happy "

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Dear Dumb Diary is a 18-book series with 18 released primary works first released in 2004 with contributions by Jim Benton.

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Melissa

Bought this one for my daughter since she enjoys the Diary of a Wimpy kid so much. It is pretty humorous writing, but man, is that little girl snarky! As long as my daughter doesn't adopt the same attitude, I'm cool with her reading the series.

June 20, 2013