Infinite Bond

Sigh.

Taking a break from A CERTAIN TRILOGY and thought I would read this just for fun.

I saw the Goodreads review warning about misogyny. Allow me to put one here as well: this book is misogynistic af. 

“The women wore funny looks on their faces, but the guys didn't seem to care.” Hahahahaha women no sense of humour hahaha guys so cool hehe. Jesus Christ. This is just one of the “more subtle” digs by the way.

Now then, on to the parts I did read, because Lord knows I skipped so many parts in desperate boredom.

Abracadabra telekinesis whoosh vampire speed waah alpha whoop whoop.

It's bad.

Let's start from the info dump conversation at the beginning: yeah vampires, magic, bigfoot, everything is real. Well they didn't mention bigfoot, I just figured, if everything else is real, why not bigfoot? Also you're going to magical school! Wow! And even though you're twenty one, it'll be just like a stereotypical high school where everyone has no persoanlity! Not a super mature college-adjacent experience, no sir. 

“Our sweet mate.”
Hold on lemme puke for a second.
OuR sWeEt MaTe.

“What do you need, dweeb?”
How is dweeb supposed to be a term of endearment? 

“Our little puppy.”

Sigh.