Hell of a Party

Bert's wedding checklist: Get the cake - check; hire a band - check; avoid being murdered by demonic assassins...working on it.Bert is getting married, whether he likes it or not.As crown prince of the demons, he's been promised to a dragon named Samantha Cho. His marriage has the potential to strengthen relations between demons and dragons, and bring a sliver of peace to Hell. That's fine with Bert. Single life gets boring after a few millennia, anyways.Plus, Samantha is smart, funny, and way out of Bert's league. Her human form is smoking hot, and her dragon form is...also smoking hot. Literally. But, while a normal groom-to-be might be planning a bachelor party, Bert is running for his life.Thanks to his back-stabbing sister, the demonic mafia is on his tail, and if he wants to make it to "I do," he'll need to make new allies, avoid constant assassination attempts, and figure out how to get demon blood out of a new tuxedo.If you like Nazri Noor, Orlando A. Sanchez, Hunter Blain, Kimbra Swain, Shayne Silvers, Rick Gualtieri, Patricia Briggs, Shannon Mayer, Michael Anderle, or K.F. Breene, you'll have a blast in the Southeast Asia Paranormal Police Department or any Paranormal Police Department precinct. The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of readers with action, adventure, outrageous comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...What Amazon readers are saying about the Southeast Asia Paranormal Police Department: ★★★★★ 'If you love Demons, warlocks, and Asian culture you can't go wrong with this Book. Its incredible. You will love Bert and Mark and you will want to find out who killed the previous "Fixers" just like everyone else.'★★★★★ 'This book is great! It's fast paced; it's well written; it's a great story; and it's absolutely hysterical! It has everything a supernatural crime thriller should.'★★★★★ 'Laugh out loud funny. Awesome action. Fun cast of characters who I can't wait to learn more about. Can't wait to read more.'★★★★★ Great book. Funny, and quick read. Definitely not for your 8 year old, but will have his dad (and mom) falling off the couch laughing.'★★★★★ 'Consistently amusing and entertaining. I am so impressed with the depth and complexity of the intertwining story lines from various series. Newbies will enjoy the story and regular readers will enjoy visiting old friends. Another Demented and Magnificently Naughty read.' THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!