Haunted

DNF

Best way to describe this book. That conversation you have with your horror loving best friend, you discuss Serbian Film, Irreversible, The Human Centipede and your friend eulogises about all the hidden messages and how the film is a take on modern day society, but in the end you agree that those films are actually garbage and its just the two or three shocking scenes that everyone talks about. THAT is this book. Sure I laughed at the foot massage assassins and giggled along at the swimming pool pump masturbator but after that it gets dark with tales of rape and paedophilia . So there are 20 or so of these short stories held together with some truly awful poetry and some incredibly boring in between bits. I would recommend this book to absolutely NO ONE.