Dragonsinger

Okay so I have a new theory about the Pern books, and it's that if you sorted them by the number of times a dude gives a woman “a little shake” from none to TOO MANY, you would have a list of the books in decreasing order of quality.

Dragonsong: definitely 0
Dragonsinger: ONE

other Pern books: I'm not gonna go back and count, but see previous reviews:
Dragonflight
Dragonquest
The White Dragon