Disappearance at Devil's Rock

A book of three “bits”. The first bit, 265 or so pages, you are wading through treacle, its pleasant and unpleasant in equal measures, its an effort but there's just enough to keep you going. The second bit, 100 or so pages. free of treacle but covered from head to toe, you find yourself running down a road chased by Bees and you're shouting “OMG” “REALLY” “WHAT” “WHO” “WHY”. Then the third bit, the last 20 pages. you reach the door and close it behind you, free of bees, you are covered head to toe in treacle your favourite trainers are ruined your mum is waiting for you and throws a bag of desiccated coconut over you and you realise no amount of showering is ever going to rid you of the oogy mess.