Archie (2015-) #4

Jughead may be the only intelligent character in this series...

Ah, finally we discover the lipstick incident. What is it that broke up Betty and Archie, who were apparently best friends from childhood and dating for a long time? Betty let some mean girls neg her, force her into a makeover, and treat her like trash then got mad when Archie said he didn't like that she wasn't behaving like herself... after she had already made HIM promise not to change. That's it. That's all. (You'll have to read for yourself to see how lipstick is involved.)??Archie did literally nothing wrong, Betty went psycho mode on him, and they broke up.

Can we please get a sane girl for poor Archie? He deserves better than Veronica or Betty either one.