And Put Away Childish Things

A fun (but rather dark) peek into what's behind the worlds of portal fantasies. Quite enjoyable with a satisfying denouement.

Thank you to Netgalley and Solaris for an early access copy

And Put Away Childish Things disappointed me a little bit if I'm being honest. The concept is a brilliant one, as I've grown a tiny bit jaded on Narnia over the years, so seeing a darker twist on it was a really enticing concept. And I think that this book would have absolutely nailed that concept, had it been a full fledged novel rather than a novella.

I'm generally a sucker for a novella, so initially I was actually glad to see that this title wouldn't be a monstrous addition to an already overwhelming tbr, but now I wish that it was that monstrous addition. Because what is here, is really good, despite being riddled with pacing issues, it just failed to click with me, or explore any of it's themes and messages deeply enough for me to feel really satisfied with them.

This review is going to be quite negative, despite the 3 star rating, so I do want to preface this by saying that my issues aren't a fault of the book for the most part, they're a fault of my personal reading tastes, and I do think that there's an audience out there for what this book has on offer, it's just not me.

Something that I really did like about the book is how it blended Portal Fantasy with Science Fiction, which (in my admittedly limited) experience with Portal Fantasy hasn't really been done before. Tchacovsky attempts to pin scientific principles to the functionality of the portal world, and does it really well in my opinion.

Reading the book was a perfectly enjoyable experience, that I was engaged with the entire time, but I ran into more issues with it the deeper I got, though none so major that I felt the desire to put the book down, and found myself reasonably content with the time I spent reading it.

The book tries to deal with a bit too much with the page count it has in my opinion. It tries to deal with listlessness, not living up to the expectations you'd set for yourself, what it means to be alive, utilitarianism etc. and this just leads to the book feeling both bloated and rushed.

The main character is likely a primary cause of this, being a passenger to the story at almost every turn, never really taking a proactive, bar making a single phone call at the mid-point of the story. His voice was at times extremely grating as well, dripping in cynicism up until a sudden turn of heart that doesn't really feel earned.
The side characters however, were delivered upon quite well. Well, two of them were. Seitchman and Timon.

Seitchman is a PI who tracks Harry down for a cult who worship the stories his grandmother wrote about a mythical land, and Timon is a faun from that land, who's fallen victim to the decay of the land. Both characters are really good, and I think the book would have benefitted from being multi-pov between Harry and Seitchman, so that we could have had an actually proactive PoV.

I thought the antagonist was really weak, as they weren't set up the best, and then when introduced, they were very moustache twirly. Tchaicovsky has done this a few times, notably in Dogs of War, but I felt like that book in particular had more to say with it's themes and messages than this one ended up having, so having a less interesting antagonist wasn't particularly an issue there. Another factor that makes this worse is that this antagonist is very interesting conceptually, but doesn't get the screentime necessary to become a truly interesting character. Again, I feel like this would have been allayed by the book being longer, as maybe we would have seen the full breadth of this character.

The world of Underhill is really interesting, presented as a Narnia-esque land in the final stages of entropy, dying out because of some mysterious reason. I would have liked to spend more time in it, but half the book is dedicated to Lockdown era London, which leads to the feeling that this was inspired, in part, by the feeling of losing months at a time to Covid due to the disruption that it caused, which is shown by the strange loss of time experienced when people travel between our world and Underhill.

I really liked the spin that Tchaicovsky on the “always winter” angle, with the snow not actually being snow, instead being some kind of strange fungus that's coating the land as a result of the decay that it's undergoing.

The prose is fine, it's nothing particularly to write home about, however, I could be getting swayed by the fact that my ARC had quite a few grammar issues in it, and the typesetting wasn't fantastic. So, I won't comment too much on the prose for that reason.

Another issue that I had was the pacing, which was a little bit too breakneck for my taste. The pacing it had would have worked better for a different book in my opinion, because again, it just tries to tackle a bit too much for it's own good, so you'll be introduced to something, and ferried along before you really get to experience it properly, which was a massive shame, as there were questions and concepts raised that I would have loved to see fully explored. From my experience with Dogs of War, this seems to be the style of pacing that Tchaicovsky likes to employ, however, it just didn't really click with me all that well.

The last thing I want to touch on, while admittedly not that important, is the cover. I don't like it. I think it's really boring and generic, which is a damn shame because I feel like you could have done quite a few extravagant and eye catching things with the story, such as an art piece showing off the decaying Underhill, but instead we're left with a rather boring cover that screams “bad Narnia rip off” The colour scheme looks very nice however, so I feel like the book will, at the very least, look nice on the shelf if you get it physically.

In short, the book failed to deliver on the promises it makes in the depth that I would have liked, and has a really annoying and passive protagonist, however if you don't need deep exploration of themes, and enjoy Portal Fantasy, and the theoretical science behind it, I would recommend this book. For me it sits solidly at a 3/5, because despite my misgivings, it was still a fairly enjoyable read

Not sure what I feel about this one yet, but once again Tchaikovsky is unique and interesting. The first half of this I found somewhat dull as it felt like it took forever to get to the actual story. I was tempted to DNF and then everything clicked and I loved the last third. It helped me appreciate the setup in the first half more but I still think it could have been done a bit more efficiently.

This novella examines portal fantasy and the effect of fiction on us, and is definitely in conversation with Narnia and Tolkien (both of which are name dropped several times), but I also found it remiscent of Winnie the Pooh, if Christopher Robin had abandoned 100-Acre Wood and left Pooh and the others to fend for themselves. It also reminded me quite a bit of Stephen King, both in some of the plot reveals but also in the dialogue.

Tchaikovsky continues to impress me, even with the things I like less.

7/10 I think?

Looks like Tchaikovsky is fully back in fantasy, after his previous book and now this slim homage to the old portal fantasies. This reads like a deconstruction of the genre; Tchaikovsky is very cheeky about the reader being fully aware of the famous stories like Narnia and sets the story in a current-day world with an urban fantasy feel.

I was a bit disappointed at the start, I must admit. I was reminded of the Marillier and McKillip portal fantasies- magic-infused stories with gorgeous prose and taking their world fully seriously. This book is not that. Tchaikovsky plays with the tropes, subverts expectations, and there is a lot of meta stuff in here. Though I ended up liking it by the end, I always found myself being reminded of other books with memorable scenes. I have a distinct urge to re-read WILDOOD DANCING now. Though I suppose I should get around to the sequel.

My conclusion is– this is a fun and enjoyable read, reminiscent of ONE DAY ALL THIS WILL BE YOURS. A cheeky take on its subject told in the expected Tchaikovsky way. Fans of Tchaikovsky will adore this, fans of portal fantasies will also be delighted by this; it's a good way to spend an hour or two.

Disclaimer: I received an ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review.

Enjoyed this one although it isn't as good as his other works. Which isn't to say this was bad, Adrian Tchaikovsky has a tremendous catalog.

A dark and rotting fantasyland novella. The characters were likeable, some nice ideas and thought provoking. Very clear and visual story telling.

It is a novella however it did feel rushed. I kept thinking humans would be a lot more shaken up by witnessing the real life childrens characters and world. I wanted a bit more of Harry's background and his life, it could have helped with a bit more on why he is so defeated so that we believe he wants to change for the better. Very straight to the point in story line, compared to the gradual and story building of Ogres.

Overall I did enjoy this story and 3/5 stars is good. I did love Ogres and other works by this author, this one maybe wasn't my cup of tea. I can tell others will really enjoy it. He is an extremely skilled writer and his stories are always vivid.


Thank you Netgally for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.