A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon

the sex scenes were the most boring things ever but i would have taken them over the many MANY contrived situations these mfs got into. every other chapter it felt like something. ohhhhhh looook someone is being mean to main girl so main guy can defend her and prove himself! oh looooook contrived way to get him half naked. ANOTHER person is being mean to main girl. time for main guy to jump in AGAIN!

 literally every character felt  flat. the supporting cast was full of the most one dimensional characters ive ever seen.

Also way too predictable and WAYYYYY too long. could have been a novella. also the guy isnt even very demon-y. all this shit being talked about ohhhhh barbed demon dick this demon porn that and this man is literally just regular man with horns. not even a tail. MAJOR SPOILERS we later find out hes got this half-mortal sitch going on but literally all that changed in the sex scenes in this book were his horns were an erogenous zone. boring for demon sex AND boring for regular ass people sex. terrible news.   AND the fake dating isnt that big like the title makes you think. AND neither of the main characters are very likeable. 

BOTH mains are obnoxiously immature. everyone acted all of like 16, tops. I think the writing makes this worse because it was nottttt as humorous as it thought it was. 

Also no offense but i would rather die than have another book talk about how BIG the male character is all the time like this one did. like girl. we get it. youre REALLY into adam driver. youve written reylo fanfiction before. literally WE GET IT. 

also imo one of the worst things for me when fanfic authors jump to original fiction is because in fanfic readers are already familiar with the characters and world, they seem to have trouble introducing characters, plots, and concepts in original fiction, since they have very little practice in it. It feels like all of them need to told the show not tell rule like eight more times. This was incredibly prevalent here, even from the first chapter. It felt like every character had to have narration attached explaining who they are and what their deal is, and none of the side characters had ANYTHING going on besides their various assigned roles.sporty sensible best friend. energetic influencer friend. they, respectively seemed to always be coming or going from a workout or attached to a phone. And the bits we DID get that were interesting i.e. themmies (also side note. wtf is that name) classes for college and her more insensitive nature fleshing her out werent expanded on. The family is the same. Overbearing mother, disinterested father, vaguely “thoughtful, artistic” younger cousin, powerful eccentric uncle. they were all basically caricatures. It was awful. Even the main characters imo lack depth.