10 Things That Never Happened

3.25 stars. Alexis Hall's latest romcom is funny, clever, and sprightly. But the “fake amnesia” plot has Emmentaler Swiss cheese-sized holes in it, and the chemistry between the two MCs is unconvincing. Gollum the cat is a welcome addition, but shame on Hall for writing a Christmas tree-trimming scene that contains tinsel, which is a dangerous choking hazard for felines.