Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III has written at least 64 books. Their most popular book is The Haunted Vagina with 17 saves with an average rating of 2.57⭐.

The Haunted Vagina
Satan Burger
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
The Cannibals of Candyland
The Big Meat
Village of the Mermaids
Cover 5

Apeshit

Quicksand House
Cover 3

Stacking Doll

Cuddly Holocaust
Razor Wire Pubic Hair
The Terrible Thing That Happens
Cover 0

Mouse Trap

La casa de arenas movedizas
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
The Morbidly Obese Ninja
Zombies and Shit
Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within
The Egg Man
Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
Tumor Fruit
Adolf in Wonderland
Spider Bunny
Sweet Story
Bicho hambriento
Cover 5

Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape

Cover 8

Bradley Sands is a Dick

Exercise Bike
Cover 3

The Bad Box

Cover 2

Sea of the Patchwork Cats

The Menstruating Mall
Cover 8

Full Metal Octopus

Cover 3

The Faggiest Vampire

Cover 1

Sausagey Santa

Cover 0

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

Cover 8

Snuggle Club

Cover 3

The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair

Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead
Cover 5

Matrioshka

Ocean of Lard
Teeth and Tongue Landscape
Cada vez que quedamos en la heladería, te explota la puta cara
Bio Melt
War Slut
Fantastic Orgy
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands
Neverday
Dom na ruchomych piaskach
Parasite Milk
The Handsome Squirm
Esposas martillo
Bienvenidos al bizarro
Valores familiares
Punk Land
Cover 3

Zbouchnul jsem Satanovu dceru

The Ultra Fuckers
Ugly Heaven
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2:
Kill Ball
Cover 5

As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face

The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart
Adolf nel Paese delle Meraviglie
Jedes Mal, wenn wir uns in der Eisdiele treffen, explodiert dein verdammtes Gesicht