Two separate people cartwheeled off a cliff in this book. It actually says the words, “a perfect cartwheel to his death.” I think that is all one needs to know about this book.

March 9, 2019

I read this entire book and still have no clue what it was about. This displeases me greatly.

July 4, 2019
November 30, 2019

Really enjoyed how absolute bonkers this book was at the end.

March 19, 2025

There have a been a few times when I think that maybe reading a book in the middle of the night instead of sleeping affects my comprehension of said book. This was the case with Smothermoss. I do not know what happened in this book.

December 30, 2024

Realistically, I don't think anyone would drool over a dude's muscles flexing while he is prying open a bear trap that has snapped onto someone's leg.

December 15, 2024

One star is for the beginning of the book where it talks about all the amazing things librarians do. The second star is for the rest of the book, which I certainly did not care for at all.

July 1, 2024

It was ok. I am mad because I felt manipulated into crying, just like what happened when I watched The Star is Born and only cried the literal last minute of the movie.

April 25, 2024
September 7, 2023

Honestly, not enough Satanic Panic for me.

September 15, 2024

This book was silly AF

December 6, 2023

A few figures: 75% of my time reading this book was spent crying, but not in a sad way. Also it wasn't until around two thirds of the book that I realized it wasn't a part of the Winner Bakes it All series by a completely different author. 4 stars, recommended.

September 28, 2024