Laura

what's better than this? just guys being dudes

i have two things:
• a headache
• no words

i've decided to adopt jacob, yes, he's my son now. i won't be accepting any questions at this time

teeth? snatched

this is why i don't trust men

“Humbling women seems to me a chief pastime of poets. As if there can be no story unless we crawl and weep.”

FUCK IT......5 STARS

they sure did... go into the water

“The sad truth is, you can't stay out of the forest because the world is a forest. And it's filled with predators. If someone is assaulted, it wasn't because they were careless, irresponsible, or dressed wrong.”

just know that every morning i open my eyes and ask myself, WWKKAGHFMFMD: what would karen kilgariff and georgia hardstark from my favorite murder do

“I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever.”

uhhhhhhhh,, safe to say i liked the ~idea~of this book more than the actual book.

pros
- slasher murder trope.......chefs kiss
- i totally couldn't predict that ending
- the two timelines

cons
- so
- goddamn
- slow
- i didn't like any of the characters ??? everyone was so annoying and just..meh
- so r e p e t i t i v e
- if i took a shot everytime quincy took a xanax with grape soda i'd be dead before i reached half of the book
- the reveal omg...............................no words

what if we kissed.... on the memory chair.... while the world is ending for the 7th time? haha I'm just kidding......... unless...??

ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰ adopted by mia warren and taken on her volkswagen rabbit to shaker heights where i can personally fight the entire richardson family

how do i rate a book higher than 5 stars

there's nothing normal about how much i screamed at this book jesus christ.....

just found out we live in a world where daisy jones and the six don't exist and we can't actually listen to their music....shocked and upset to say the least.

ok i honestly don't know i how i feel about this book.

i loved a lot of it - the characters (rob and owen own my whole heart), the relationships, the family dynamics and how messy it all is. and while this book does bring up some important topics, it fails to really take a stance on any of them, which makes some of the messages a little blurry on this one.

aside from its incredibly predictable and rather underwhelming ending, maegan's inability to seem compelling as a character and the unnecessary romance subplot (am i blind?? cos there was no chemistry between rob and maegan), it's still a really enjoyable contemporary that doesn't shy away from darker themes.

also i need a whole book about owen

mr michaelides pls give me my wig back...

i loved the fragmented story structure and all the red herrings sprinkled throughout but man, everyone is such a piece of shit they could all be ran over by a train and i'd be okay with it

ridiculously funny and absolutely chaotic; but i think it dragged a little bit too long and CHRIST was charlie annoying. breathe if you agree.

smiling 2 hide the pain inside

Jesus Christ. I can't believe I actually finished this. My only remaining braincell is barely hanging on at this point.

Interesting themes and plot, boring and confusing execution. The writing is beautiful and very carefully done, if only the author had been that rigorous with all the other aspects of the book...

ok holy shit?? this went from 0 to 100 real quick

not nearly as good as saga but still really interesting and enjoyable. also can we talk about the colors??????? god

i wanted to love this book so bad. the movie is absolutely amazing and after watching it about a million times i finally decided to read the book. i was really excited bc of all the amazing reviews it had but oh boy.....is this book overhyped....

yes, it's cute, it's fun, it's important, but overall it's just an okay book? and i think the movie is better but it was still an enjoyable read and i'll definitely re-read it,, at some point

WHERE IS MY WIG