The stories all have great great twisty, Hitchcock like endings to them. As for the title story: that must have been one heckuva leg of lamb!

A tale of a dad going to buy milk for his kids. When he returns much later than expected and his kids ask him why, he relays a tale of adventure that is equal parts unbelievable, silly, and sarcastically hysterical. I give it a 3, but the kiddies I read it to give it a 4 - and their word is final!