AstorReinhardt

Astor Reinhardt

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Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
Werewolves don't go to summer camp
Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate
Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
The Abominable Snowman doesn't roast marshmallows
Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
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Goblins Don't Play Video Games

The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies
Angels Don't Know Karate
Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
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Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream

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Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
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Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Witches Don't Do Backflips
Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
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Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Bogeymen Don't Play Football
Dracula doesn't rock and roll
Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
Mermaids Don't Run Track (The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #26)
Mummies don't coach softball
Vikings don't wear wrestling belts
Choose Your Path: Adventures in American Jewish History
All Systems Down
The Map of Salt and Stars
The Dying of the Light
A Circus of Brass and Bone
Boardwalk Summer
Between Earth and Sky
Obscura
The Swans of Fifth Avenue: A Novel
Lyonesse : Suldrun's Garden
Elric of Melniboné
Makers
Time Enough for Love
The Dying Earth
Nine Princes in Amber
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