Amber

Waaay too long, but also wayyyy too cute

Now when I do my nightly skin care routine, I check for mirrorverse Tom Cruise so he can't pull me into his jellyfish cult.

-0.5 for pacing, +5 for being super weird

Holly Jackson is pro women's wrongs and so am I 🥰

Ive never been more artfully bored. I wanted to care about this way more than I actually did.