damn I didn’t know Virgil rolled like that

May 19, 2025

An enervated wreck at 18, I was casting about for an answer to sorry convictions and an assurance of boyish entitlements when I should have been reading this. I’m not ashamed, and neither should you be. I’m often asking myself where Le Guin has been all my life

March 26, 2025
March 23, 2025

The Mathemagician from The Phantom Tollbooth has been real quiet since this dropped

February 12, 2025

The ultimate “Wells for Boys” novel

January 17, 2024

Wasn't sure why this needed a comic adaptation until....gorgeous. Brief yet somehow superior to the texts by which it's inspired

January 4, 2024

Defeated E.T. voice: “Ethan Frome home.”

February 3, 2024

Ale-stuporous, autoerotique Efflorescence.

Gothickally depressive and Westeringly manic, maniatropick Detectors a-jangle.

Blinking in Exhaustion by now chronick, bursting into tears inconsolable.

Encyclopedistick, perhaps even Masonick.

Never mind when,— shall it end?

October 6, 2024

Blood Meridian and the Iliad both sport 24 chapters…how curious. Grateful that I powered through this, though far from unscathed. Will necessitate another reading to properly judge the earth and learn the steps of its dance

March 25, 2025
February 7, 2025

The film adaptation would be much improved if Harrison Ford wore a lead codpiece

May 15, 2024

I never forfeit an opportunity to whip out my Strunk in earnest

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The haters just feeling crabby

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Highly interpretable xenophobia aside, gotta laugh at how well-written this is compared to any of Lovecraft's works

January 25, 2024

Maybe this misses the point but I perform boko-maru on the reg

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The Terrifying True Story of how my middle school English teacher incited my first panic attack

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February 18, 2024
January 17, 2024